Sunday, October 9, 2016

Global Warming

I am never a good debater, however, I sometimes fall prey in front of people who want to passionately debate and prove their views.  I had that unfortunate incident yesterday.

This friend of mine was sitting in front of a minute clinic in CVS pharmacy. I saw him reading Time magazine. I went there to buy a diet coke. As a courtesy, I asked him "what made you come here and what are you reading so attentively".

The next 15 minutes, he started lecturing me how paid media and environmentalists are spreading rumors about climate change, it is a myth, it is helping vested interests to make money and all. He said, “Tell me, Suresh, what difference it makes if the temperature goes up 1C. Tell me, Suresh, do you mind if millions get a job instead”. He got agitated and caught my hand. I somehow hid my diet coke and nodded my head affirmatively agreeing to what is saying.

To change the topic, I asked what made you come to this clinic. He turned his attention explaining how horrible he is feeling. "You know Suresh, I am having 100F temperature and this stupid system is keeping me waiting for the last 30 minutes". I responded “sorry for my ignorance, 100F seems too high”. I was not sure whether water boils at 100F or 100C. “What is the normal body temperature”. 

He said, “Suresh, our body is a wonderful machine. It works perfectly at 98.6F. However, if the body temperature goes up or down even 1C (2F) the entire system collapses. Look at me, my body is a wreck now”.

I should have stopped now. However, I innocently asked “Help me understand. If our body cannot adjust 1C change, how can this massive globe adjust to that change”.

He stared at me for a minute and murmured “Another stupid environmentalist”. 

-- Suresh Jayaprasad
10/9/2016